The vengeful ficus
Manias are like ice cream for the brain after eating the mud of depression. My thoughts were racing last night when I went to bed and I let them go on their rampage. Until I found out that my house plants were angry and threatening me. Glad they can't climb out their pots! WHEW!! There were two large ficus trees hanging right over my head last night. I'm sure if they could they would climb out, grab and shake me. They have been through many droughts over the past few years, I'm surprised they don't beat me with their branches when I walk by them. Note to self: Always remember to duck when passing by ficus trees. Probably should steer clear of the vines also, they are libel to tangle and constrict me if word gets around from the ficus.
The monster cactus and his angry posse
Thank goodness that my large cactus survives with little water. He would probably figure out how to start shooting his spines at me. I'm pretty sure I could outrun the little ones, only problem is there are very few little ones. Since most of them reach the ceiling or are climbing the walls, there is great need to be cautious as they outnumber me. I can't walk anywhere without seeing green. I think I'd better keep the music up loud, maybe this will scramble their signals with each other. It would be a scary thing if news traveled of their plans. Have YOU watered your plants today?????